Dowcipy po angielsku – poziom Elementary

1. Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

Because the batteries were dead.

2. A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

„Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!”

„Please don’t speak so loudly, sir,” said the waiter, „or everyone will want one.”

3. What is the longest word in the English language?

„Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!